What if there was a place OUTSIDE of home where you can work that was "very open, has tons of windows (with views), collaborative workspaces, whiteboards-a-plenty, and just the right amount of meeting space." Who provides "the best equipment money can buy and offer free breakfast, snacks, and often lunch. Good burritos, great coffee, and Whole Foods just blocks away." Where, "sometimes we'll walk to the park around the corner when we need to talk about something juicy or just get some fresh air (or a better burrito)."

Now would you consider leaving your comfy seat at home for a job like this one? It is mighty tempting but this cool job is only in San Francisco. I won't get great benefits like 401k, flex spending, health, dental, vacation, stock options, or a mighty nice stake in the company.

But you can! Aren't you dying to know where you can work? Its Twitter baby yeah! If you get one of their many positions, I want a burrito!