I know this strays from my typical random babbling, but I just had to make a public announcement! Brace yourself, it pays to be FAMOUS. Yes I know, I am just as surprised as you are. Who knew being famous has its perks, go figure. I wonder if I am famous enough. I have a following, I have two people tracking my blog, and neither of them charge that much either.

While I marvel over my fabulousness (yes I made that word up myself) let me tell you what happened to Hall of Famer Michael Irvin. Michael (yeah that's what us famous folk call him) found himself face to gun when a man pulled up next to him at a red light on Marsh Lane in far North Dallas, last night. Initially, Mike (yeah we are just that cool) thought the driver wanted to ask him a question but when he let the window down, the passenger raised a gun and pointed it directly at him.

The two men realized they were about to jack THE Michael Irvin and lowered their weapon and began talking to him about his time with the Cowboys. After the brief conversation, they went on their way, no doubt to tell all their friends they almost jacked Micheal Irvin!

Now I wonder how much it cost to clean Mike's car after that incident!

I got a response from one new job I applied for and unfortunately, I did not get the job. I did, however, get the kindest response in the world. It just encouraged me to keep trying. I have to continue since, like an idiot, I announced my resolution would be to write a book! I wonder if no one ever sees the book, if it still counts?

Maybe I should shift my focus? I could take pictures of everything I can cook(like the yummy cake above) and give them to people who made the resolution to lose weight. Once they break the resolution, maybe they will buy stuff from me. What? I am getting desperate here!

Times are hard and so is the ability to put your hands on money. I watch these snotty rich kids on television spending a MORTGAGE on their wardrobe and I sit and think...... I wish they would go broke. I know its evil, but its honest. Is it really evil that I want to see Paris Hilton destitute? She did not work for her money, I can be mean to her. I could see if she was out doing a lot of good and she actually saved her money and was a frugal person, but she is not.

Okay T, its time to stop hating on Paris and get your piece of the cake (no not pie, cake is bigger). I am going to keep trying to go and get that giant slice of cake but I still want to help you all get yours as well so.......
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